Thursday, February 28, 2008

Gravity

Have you ever felt that gravity is pulling especially hard on you?
I'm having one of those moments.
I'm just sitting in a chair and it suddenly feels like someone is standing on my shoulders.
Gravity should be the same for everyone right? And it shouldn't suddenly change correct?
Explain that one science, and while you're at it use your "Laws of Motion" to explain a curve ball or a slider.
You can't and this is why I don't believe in you.
Tantamount to Santa Clause and world peace is science.
Its all a hoax.
But you ask, "What reasons does the powerful 'science lobby' have in keeping us in the dark about what is really happening?"
Answer: Government grants.
Think about it, have you ever actually seen a particle? No, you haven't. But we still dropped millions into building an expensive machine to speed them up and smash them together. I can see the 'scientists' now, sitting around with their feet propped up on their fancy accelerator, drinking their champagne until one of them points and screams, "Hey there went another one!" and then they all laugh so hard they wet their little lab coats.
Wake up America and vote for a candidate who won't bow to these thugs.

2 comments:

Kristy or Josh said...

Sign me up!

Joe said...

Spoken like Zach de la Rocha himself.