Snoop would win a Nobel Prize.

My professor in class said, "mapping sciences", but for some reason I heard, "rapping sciences". This is exactly what came to my mind.

Loganland: Come for the natural beauty, but stay for the pie.

I've been thinking, maybe the reason more women don't want to stake a claim in Loganland is that I just haven't been advertising enough. So I'm throwing out my old marketing scheme and rebuilding it from the ground up (Don't worry, I'm still marketing to my original demographic.) The flagship for my new strategy will be a flashy ad campaign centered around all the good qualities of Loganland and being unapologetic of any previously embarrassing features or events.

The Reason for the Season

The corporate commercialization of Labor Day is out of control. Honestly, it used to be that you wouldn’t see Labor Day decorations or gifts until after Independence Day but now they are popping up right after Memorial Day! Shame on you!

Have we forgotten the Knights of Labor or the Chicago Haymarket Riot of 1886? Maybe it’s about time that we put the Central Labor Union back into our Labor Day?

It is just heartbreaking to think that future generations may never know about the Affiliates of the International Workingmen’s Association and their fight for the eight-hour workday.

I don’t know about you but I’m going to take this day to drink a fine glass of Labor Day Egg Nog, sit my children down, read to them Federal Congressional Governmental Act of Congress #39845522007/94, and send them off to bed with the promise, “If you’re good President Cleveland will bring you an Executive Memorandum too.”

Why can’t we celebrate the cooperative socialist spirit of Labor Day throughout the year?

This is my dream America; together we can make it happen.

Seriously, I've got nothing.

I'm gonna be honest. I've got nothing for this blog right now. The creative juices are all tapped out.

While struggling to think of something to post I sat at the computer doodling on a legal pad with a green highlighter. After about an hour I thought, "What the heck, I'll just stick this on there."

I think the results speak for themselves.

Saving souls one face-melting guitar solo at a time.

"MT 2MB (pronounced 'empty tomb') was born one night at 2 AM within the humble hearts of two roommates. Originally conceived only as a side project for renowned Glockenspiel-ist Logan Holman (of ‘Guitarmageddon’ fame) it quickly evolved into something more when Logan collaborated with pianist Niels “Kneels” Jensen (most recently associated with O.W.G.). The world has been praising their purely average and predictable style of Christian-Rock since.
“Forming a Christian-Rock band was an obvious choice.” said Logan in a 2007 interview, “We had a bunch of songs that no record label would touch, so we ended up just switching out the word ‘baby’ in our songs for the name ‘Jesus’ and we’ve been on top of the Gospel charts ever since.”
-Rollingstone

Birthday

I'm getting older now. Twenty-four years.

I suppose that my added years have made me more reflective and I've finally decided that I need to find some direction.

So I've started making goals to get me on the right track.

Goal 1: Eat seven items off the Wendy's Value Menu in one sitting.

I feel slightly uncomfortable with sharing such personal information, but maybe this way you can help me reach these new steps I've taken in my life.

Binary Love Poem

Oh sweet (Insert your name here)
How I love thee,
Let me count the ways: 0, 1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1011, 1100, 1101.....etc.