Saturday, March 22, 2008

The view is not that great


Do you have the courage to conquer my relationship mountain?
Bear in mind, should we run out of food, we'll start eating each other, just like on Alive.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

White man angst


Dear guy that still sits on the grass with his acoustic guitar plugging out the latest Jack Johnson or Dashboard Confessional song,

No one is impressed.
Yup, no one.
No, not even her.
Sorry.

With love,

Logan

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I love how it looks like a traffic light


My sister started a "favorite things" list, in an effort to be more like Oprah I suppose.
So in an effort to mock her (my sister and Oprah), I will now present one of my favorite things.
And that is: G-chat.
G chat allows me to present myself to an online group of friends as witty, clever, and intelligent, which is generally a lie if you interact with me in the real world but that's the beauty of it all.
If someone uses a big word, I google it. If I need to use a big word, I look one up (typically by googling) and unlike a real conversation where I'm not allowed to consult a dictionary or thesaurus, I've got all the time in the world to respond. No time constraint makes being witty a breeze.
But the best is that I'm able to create the illusion that I'm busy. (See above picture)
Its just not true.
I'm fairly certain I was clipping my fingernails when I took this screen-shot.

You are also seeing my favorite habit of 'status chatting.' It gives me the ability to broadcast a message to all my friends (and Dr. Jensen, my professor), so whether I'm asking individuals to rate me or just giving a shout out to a friend's mind-blowing ghetto booty, mass communication is one of my 'favorite things.'