Thursday, February 28, 2008

Gravity

Have you ever felt that gravity is pulling especially hard on you?
I'm having one of those moments.
I'm just sitting in a chair and it suddenly feels like someone is standing on my shoulders.
Gravity should be the same for everyone right? And it shouldn't suddenly change correct?
Explain that one science, and while you're at it use your "Laws of Motion" to explain a curve ball or a slider.
You can't and this is why I don't believe in you.
Tantamount to Santa Clause and world peace is science.
Its all a hoax.
But you ask, "What reasons does the powerful 'science lobby' have in keeping us in the dark about what is really happening?"
Answer: Government grants.
Think about it, have you ever actually seen a particle? No, you haven't. But we still dropped millions into building an expensive machine to speed them up and smash them together. I can see the 'scientists' now, sitting around with their feet propped up on their fancy accelerator, drinking their champagne until one of them points and screams, "Hey there went another one!" and then they all laugh so hard they wet their little lab coats.
Wake up America and vote for a candidate who won't bow to these thugs.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Is this just a big Bolivian joke?

*In no way is the following image photoshopped. No, not in the least. I really couldn't make stuff like this up.

That's right, Lake Poopo.
And the worst of it is Lake Titicaca drains into this lake.
I mean c'mon! I always knew about Lake Titicaca, but Poopo?

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Appreciate love

Don't be bitter.
Don't label this day as "singles awareness day."
I'm single.
Oh well, I'm over it.
Someday I'm sure it'll happen.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

It a doric style column



Ya, its that time of year.

Friday, February 1, 2008

FYI

I usually don't advertise on my blog, but since both of these are personal side projects, I feel justified.

First is a blog I created in response to my siblings requests to actually have a blog that documented what went on in my life (not just in my head). So I created Logg Blogg, please enjoy.


The second is a joint project with my friend Chris Tobler. We both love music and in an effort to share that love, we started an exclusively music-oriented blog. Whale in a cubicle. Be impressed by the amount of nerdery that went into figuring out the music player.
So if you enjoy music at all or are just curious, check it out.