Open your eyes America

I once got chased by some geese on a golf course in Ohio, they were, of course, Canadian Geese - when is our government going to wise up and build a fence between us and Canada?
I'm tired of all their birds coming to America and eating up all of our bird feed when there are American geese that don't have any bird feed. And don't try to tell me Canadian geese only eat the bird feed American geese wont eat, cause that's just not true.

And they won't stop there, do you know what's next?

They're going to start teaching Canadian bird calls right alongside American bird calls in our public schools. Soon the mighty screech of a bald eagle won't be able to be heard over the obnoxious 'honk' of Canadian geese.

Last time I checked there was an eagle on the back of my coins, not some common loon.

I dislike cold weather

Not a fan of cold weather.

Except for the increased possibility of free hot chocolate.