My genius

Q: What makes every food item better?
A: Cheese.

Q: How then do I improve a grilled cheese?
A: Cheese.

Grilled Cheese Cheese:
2 slices of bread
2 slices of cheese
and
a hefty layer of salsa con queso

Not even joking, just made this today and it was pretty incredible.

Q: Does all that cheese cork you up like a bottle?
A: Yes, but considering my regular circumstances, it was a pleasant change of pace.

Self-mastery

I've always considered myself a model for self-mastery,

but I'm realizing there are things that are even out of my control.